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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>this blog is brought to you by caffeine and sarcasm</description><title>the small things</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @caffeineandsarcasm)</generator><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke."</title><description>““I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Meredith Grey  (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;thatkindofwoman&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no apologies. ZERO apologies.  (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jojointransit.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;jojointransit&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/50704191407</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/50704191407</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:04:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>JAVERT</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc5a70c1a1af08820d5c200c729d5e9a/tumblr_mmlxbjQLHb1qcbwpgo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f515271580f9ce40b320ec82d3d39738/tumblr_mmlxbjQLHb1qcbwpgo4_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9f9650f5587ca3de6bf30d4d81dc509/tumblr_mmlxbjQLHb1qcbwpgo5_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70676598cf7cee4c066ea990f98e1d4a/tumblr_mmlxbjQLHb1qcbwpgo6_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a91813039fef135b804a1945a947f1a1/tumblr_mmlxbjQLHb1qcbwpgo7_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/457082f90ab2a62a60946d02857af283/tumblr_mmlxbjQLHb1qcbwpgo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd20e95261f3facbb4469be65277d55e/tumblr_mmlxbjQLHb1qcbwpgo2_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;JAVERT&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/50138552714</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/50138552714</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 20:26:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>head-over-heels-circus-freak:

The LOST tag is the funniest thing because it’s mostly full of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://head-over-heels-circus-freak.tumblr.com/post/42236326975/the-lost-tag-is-the-funniest-thing-because-its" target="_blank"&gt;head-over-heels-circus-freak&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The LOST tag is the funniest thing because it’s mostly full of hipsters&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4d8106c5735acc9df9562347f2a1f693/tumblr_inline_mho8hyH1wA1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/857fad1066b5dee9bb0e8b3c7c471ac6/tumblr_inline_mho8iaNSfr1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3f75b0e265877f572f45dad52e44c876/tumblr_inline_mho8irI8oC1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but then&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/df84cd971c07f2dd6a180516185a7613/tumblr_inline_mho8j3wdEv1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/50127476185</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/50127476185</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 17:50:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Why We Did Not Speak for Six Months </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myasuoka.tumblr.com/post/49964063259/why-we-did-not-speak-for-six-months" target="_blank"&gt;myasuoka&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I loved you so loudly.&lt;br/&gt;You made me feel&lt;br/&gt;like a canyon. &lt;br/&gt;Whenever I saw&lt;br/&gt;you all I heard&lt;br/&gt;was the echo. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/50063809417</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/50063809417</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 20:06:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e409338a5aa885297475f635e603de2a/tumblr_mlj0r2p2jC1rr1ptho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49942036877</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49942036877</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 10:04:09 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>yuvonne:

same.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wpd8cWJn1r5ajz9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yuvonne.tumblr.com/post/49843991449/same" target="_blank"&gt;yuvonne&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;same.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49908329788</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49908329788</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 20:17:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thelonemagician:

its literally nintendogs
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f46577a52985a45980962a2d99e5ece/tumblr_mjknve1Fg01qchdqno1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelonemagician.tumblr.com/post/46284701466/its-literally-nintendogs" target="_blank"&gt;thelonemagician&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;its literally nintendogs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49906990585</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49906990585</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 20:00:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that..."</title><description>“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt; Hugh Laurie &lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;thatkindofwoman&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49905578061</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49905578061</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 19:42:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;ve heard two strange bits of news today that have reminded me to not take anyone or anything...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve heard two strange bits of news today that have reminded me to not take anyone or anything for granted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hold your loved ones close. Let them know often that you care for them.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49810155630</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49810155630</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 16:31:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://c4rcinogencrush.tumblr.com/post/48176782075" target="_blank"&gt;c4rcinogencrush&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49809951254</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49809951254</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 16:29:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
“There Goes the Neighborhood” by Julian Callos
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1072068dea178d94c081afac4f27f683/tumblr_mm4svx6CxF1qzzta5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“There Goes the Neighborhood” by &lt;a href="http://juliancallos.blogspot.com/2013/04/bad-robot.html" target="_blank"&gt;Julian Callos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49809862254</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49809862254</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 16:27:58 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>sexiestfoods:

Chocolate Peanut Butter Mug Cake. Recipe here!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73adcf688c78716ebdf364ee42036153/tumblr_mmdbuwxk6t1qg5ngpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexiestfoods.tumblr.com/post/49764305243/chocolate-peanut-butter-mug-cake-recipe-here" target="_blank"&gt;sexiestfoods&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chocolate Peanut Butter Mug Cake. &lt;a href="http://www.yammiesnoshery.com/2012/03/chocolate-peanut-butter-mug-cake.html" target="_blank"&gt;Recipe here!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49793246197</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49793246197</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 12:54:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/87d30d7b788f5fa31217e88c9a7eac1f/tumblr_mme2hsAPwL1qh4hy9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49793133770</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49793133770</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 12:52:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-rest-in-trumpets.tumblr.com/post/48891662433/katswhiskers-velvetonions-imagine-a" target="_blank"&gt;the-rest-in-trumpets&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katswhiskers.tumblr.com/post/48463448442" target="_blank"&gt;katswhiskers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://velvetonions.tumblr.com/post/48449711229/imagine-a-milkshake-place-called-shakesperience" target="_blank"&gt;velvetonions&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Oreothello&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Rolo and Juliet&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Macberry&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Mars Ado About Nothing&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Antonutella and Cleopatra&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Merchocolate of Venice&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Two Gentlemint of Verona&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Richerry III&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49774153978</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49774153978</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 07:02:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>allornothinglove:

HOLYSHIT
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f18038eea948cb77595ae4617553307/tumblr_mmbbng6bm51r39jvoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allornothinglove.tumblr.com/post/49741454198/holyshit" target="_blank"&gt;allornothinglove&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOLYSHIT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49743478708</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49743478708</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 19:33:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/02d13702e22efc6b77e97af7647503cf/tumblr_menyzkITXN1qckcjqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49733901352</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49733901352</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:38:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>“And I am finally seeing that I was the one worth...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A5Bf5C7RkyXTqE1h3Q8KZJ7&amp;view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“And I am finally seeing that I was the one worth leaving.&lt;br/&gt;Well, I was the one worth leaving.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49733404117</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49733404117</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:32:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>patriaisfrance:

Aaron singing We Are Never Ever Getting Back...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49605480384" src="http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49605480384/audio_player_iframe/caffeineandsarcasm/tumblr_mma4gueHL41s4572z?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcaffeineandsarcasm%2F49605480384%2Ftumblr_mma4gueHL41s4572z" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://patriaisfrance.tumblr.com/post/49596153857/aaron-singing-we-are-never-ever-getting-back" target="_blank"&gt;patriaisfrance&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Aaron singing We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have the video for this too that I’ll upload later&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49605480384</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49605480384</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 10:15:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make..."</title><description>“A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;best version. (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thinktwicetrue.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;thinktwicetrue&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49588876296</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49588876296</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 05:56:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>comedycentral:

This was magical.
If you ever needed a reason to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/009eed1f23d24eaf76fd5c0ae0fc37f5/tumblr_mm8k24dpcm1qz8x31o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0cfcf1f38ef810ef1325260ad2078a7e/tumblr_mm8k24dpcm1qz8x31o2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9321e6074a6e69bca8f10153b85c7de5/tumblr_mm8k24dpcm1qz8x31o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1618ec8b8c2cb7cca371ae533661d44e/tumblr_mm8k24dpcm1qz8x31o6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8e90661b0f6e201de0ff256f518f04b/tumblr_mm8k24dpcm1qz8x31o7_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/138c8775bb6c78c47d0e8090ea49d193/tumblr_mm8k24dpcm1qz8x31o8_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8d1243f093c35521266fa7165cc428f/tumblr_mm8k24dpcm1qz8x31o9_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/033ee5619fac9353e7f8f4ae86f16340/tumblr_mm8k24dpcm1qz8x31o4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4b5b4a4ec6e151b530d6927b1ec64e1/tumblr_mm8k24dpcm1qz8x31o5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/49529555646/this-was-magical-if-you-ever-needed-a-reason-to" target="_blank"&gt;comedycentral&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;magical&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you ever needed a reason to follow &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow" target="_blank"&gt;@TheDailyShow&lt;/a&gt;, this is it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-may-1-2013/ted" target="_blank"&gt;Here&lt;/a&gt;’s the original segment, in case you missed it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49571718511</link><guid>http://caffeineandsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/49571718511</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 22:18:03 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
